The Impaired Driver Weird and Bad Behavior Thread

[Lightnin']

(BTW, I meant to include distracted driving here... not just the legal definition of "impaired" (drugs and alcohol). If you are looking at your phone, infotainment, whatever: You are impaired in your ability to drive)

Since the impaired drivers tend to be

1. Entertaining
2. Unbelievably resilient during crashes
3. Dangerous to the max

and plain crazy, post up about "driving while not fully functioning". Pics are a bonus~!

First up.
The State of Oregon, City of Beaverton .12 BAC. Entertainment right in front of a Sheriff's Deputy.

https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/de...-at-drive-thru

BEAVERTON, Ore. (KATU)– A Cornelius woman didn’t get a fourth meal when she went to a Beaverton Taco Bell early Saturday morning. Instead, she got arrested.

The Washington County Sheriff’s Office says 23-year-old Elianna Aguilar-Aguilar drove to a Taco Bell drive-thru and passed a deputy before she reportedly reached the window and poured alcohol into the mouth of the employee who was working at the window.

The sheriff’s office said she did all of this while she was still in her car.

Aguilar-Aguilar was booked in the Washington County Jail on a charge of driving under the influence of intoxicants (DUII). The sheriff’s office said she blew a .12 BAC at the jail.

[El Ex]

The real question here is why does she have the same last name twice?

[VdubXXIV]

would

[Sold Over Sticker]

would

Did. Dated a lot of train wrecks in college. They were fun.

[HotCarlWeathers]

Hell(ianna) yeah, brother. Sometimes the nice ladies make mistakes.

I wonder what she ordered?

[m_bolc]

The real question here is why does she have the same last name twice?

In Spanish speaking countries it is customary to use two last names (first last name is typically the father's, second last name is the mother's). You run into people who have parents with the same last name (but not related obviously) so their offspring get the same last name twice.

We typically don't hyphen our last names either.

[Metallitubby]

I wonder what she ordered?

Enchirito-Enchirito

[Dirtmvr]

There really is no hope for you guys...

[kowabonga]

Exhibit A:

Linda MacDonald, of Massachusetts, was arrested Monday night after crashing her car into a fence on Route 5 in Dummerston, Vermont.

MacDonald, 55, told police she was lost, so she was on the phone getting directions and writing them down when she crashed.

Police say she wasn't hurt, but they smelled alcohol.

Officials say MacDonald failed a breathalyzer test and was arrested and charged with drunk driving.

At the Vermont State Police barracks in Brattleboro, the woman stuck her tongue out at the camera as authorities took her booking photo.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mass-woman-arrested-dui-sticks-tongue-mug-shot-article-1.2176033

[2L82 Car]

Wheres the crime in sharing a drink?

[UncleJB]

Exhibit A:



https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mass-woman-arrested-dui-sticks-tongue-mug-shot-article-1.2176033

I can totally understand her getting lost in Dummerston, or pretty much anywhere in VT.

Pointy tongue, wood not plow.

[DonL]

The real question here is why does she have the same last name twice?

In Spanish speaking countries it is customary to use two last names (first last name is typically the father's, second last name is the mother's). You run into people who have parents with the same last name (but not related obviously) so their offspring get the same last name twice.

*sigh*

Just when I start setting up a West Virginia brotherly love joke, you have to Debbie Downer the whole thing.

[eurotrash_pd]

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sYgL3_1563667558

[Roberto Dimento]

I'd say this qualifies:

Passed out right in the middle of the freeway.

[syntrix]

The real question here is why does she have the same last name twice?

That was the first thing I noticed, nice.

I'll bet on a dark taco from taco bell.

[Air and water do mix]

I'd say this qualifies:

Passed out right in the middle of the freeway.

Holy crap!

[AZGolf]

*sigh*

Just when I start setting up a West Virginia brotherly love joke, you have to Debbie Downer the whole thing.

That's exactly what I was thinking. If you're going to marry your cousin, you don't really want to have evidence of it in your name.

[GolfTango]

would

Absolutely.

[Metallitubby]

That's exactly what I was thinking. If you're going to marry your cousin, you don't really want to have evidence of it in your name.

Por Que-Por Que

[TurboREX]

too bad the crub, fents, brushes thread is blackholed

[weirdajs]

A Utah man suspected of being drunk when the tractor-trailer he was driving crashed Tuesday on Scottsville Road was naked from the waist down when police encountered him.

According to an arrest citation, James R. Joy, 56, of Willard, Utah, was traveling south on the William Natcher Parkway when he failed to stop at the traffic light at the parkway's intersection with Scottsville Road. The truck traveled across all lanes of Scottsville Road before crashing head-on into an embankment around 11:45 a.m. Tuesday.

"The violator was found inside the cab of the truck reeking of alcohol," Joy's citation states. "He was naked from the waist down."

Police found several empty beer cans outside the vehicle and in the floorboard, plus a sex toy lying on the floorboard, according to the Kentucky State Police citation.

Suspected drunken driver in Tuesday crash was pantless, apparently watching porn

Drunk, watching porn and rubbing one out while driving... the Idiot Trifecta.

[kowabonga]

Suspected drunken driver in Tuesday crash was pantless, apparently watching porn

Police found several empty beer cans outside the vehicle and in the floorboard, plus a sex toy lying on the floorboard,

Drunk, watching porn and rubbing one out while driving... the Idiot Trifecta.

James R. Joy drivin' a semi drunk


Joy was definitely ready for plenty of orgasmic joy since he brought along the sex toy. Probably popped off (or out) once he hit the embankment. Shoulda been using an inflatable sex doll for an airbag to avoid "abdominal injuries"

[AZGolf]

Suspected drunken driver in Tuesday crash was pantless, apparently watching porn

Drunk, watching porn and rubbing one out while driving... the Idiot Trifecta.

Well what do you expect? None of his 4 wives were in the mood.

[Wheelstand]

Stop following me ~!!!!!!!

https://komonews.com/news/local/susp...p-pursuing-her

Homedale woman calls 911, asks officers to stop chasing her during pursuit, police say.

HOMEDALE, Idaho — A 39-year-old woman accused of leading police on a pursuit while driving under the influence reportedly called 911 and asked to have police stop chasing her.

The Payette County Sheriff's Office says Crystal Boggs was stopped in Canyon County just after midnight on Sunday on suspicion of DUI.

During the pursuit, deputies say, Boggs called Payette County 911 dispatchers and asked them to tell police to terminate the pursuit.

They didn't oblige.

Boggs eventually drove into Fruitland where her vehicle was spiked and a PIT maneuver was used. Police had to break the vehicle's window to remove her.

She's been charged with driving under the influence, fleeing police, driving without a seat belt and driving without a valid driver's license.

[Rav_VW]

I keep finding orange peels in the road along my commute. How the hell do you peel and eat an orange while driving? I shudder to imagine what that steering wheel must look and feel like.