Smooremin: "Dont worry. My corset really fills me out ."
Sold Over Sticker: "The only difference between innuendo and flirting is the desired result. "
KidL: "Dammit, Chippy! You're making bad choices!"
I know about 15 people whom own wranglers and Rubicons.
One guy in particular stands out.
He's always talking about his Jeep as if its the damn savior of the world.
Hes gotten it lifted, put meaty tires on, installed rows of lights, gotten rid of all the doors, etc etc. He's even got a foot rest on the outside for long trips.
His favorite past time is also talking about how he either A)Schooled a Miata once in a drag race -okay, sure- or B)Goes offroading in it if the topic is ever brought up. Have never seen a speck of dirt on the thing, and have asked for images or videos but he never has any...
Not to say all Jeep drivers are bad though. I've known some real humble ones.
TL;DR -He slays mad puss
Your favorite Ziemniak, hold the gravy.