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      05-14-2019 04:06 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by NoDubJustYet View Post
      Wrong.


      Cocaine? It should be heroin if you want “peak Virginia.”
      I think the extreme western/hill country parts of the state are well past heroin. Do you even krocodil, bro?
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      05-14-2019 04:15 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I think the extreme western/hill country parts of the state are well past heroin.
      Mainlining Doritos Loco tacos?
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      05-14-2019 04:18 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I think the extreme western/hill country parts of the state are well past heroin. Do you even krocodil, bro?

      Sorry... I live just miles from I-81. Heroin on the brain or something. LOL

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      05-14-2019 04:20 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      Mainlining Doritos Loco tacos?
      This is to cut it:



      Quote Originally Posted by NoDubJustYet View Post
      Sorry... I live just miles from I-81. Heroin on the brain or something. LOL
      Haha. On the brain? In the vein?
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      They make my ass look pretty.

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      05-14-2019 04:52 PM #30
      They do the cocaine to perk up enough to do more heroin.
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      05-15-2019 12:02 AM #31
      I guess he wasn't street level.

      I blame skip the dishes and uber eats. Non of this would be possible any other way!

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      05-15-2019 12:24 AM #32
      Obviously a tax on sugar would have prevented this from happening...
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      05-15-2019 07:44 AM #33
      How exactly are the floors in those old mobile homes constructed?

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      05-15-2019 04:16 PM #34
      when someone reaches 500lbs, one must ask themselves; i have a fking problem.

      900lbs?????
      Easy like Sunday Morning.

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      05-15-2019 04:19 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by GruuvenNorth View Post
      when someone reaches 500lbs, one must ask themselves; i have a fking problem.

      900lbs?????
      I think the big wake up call should be when you have trouble wiping your own ass.
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      05-15-2019 04:22 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by TangoRed View Post
      I think the big wake up call should be when you have trouble wiping your own asses.
      Fixed for accuracy.
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      05-15-2019 04:59 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by GruuvenNorth View Post
      when someone reaches 500lbs, one must ask themselves; i have a fking problem.

      900lbs?????


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      05-15-2019 05:22 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by NoDubJustYet View Post

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      05-15-2019 06:25 PM #39
      He should use some of his supply to lose that weight.
      DWA since 1999

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      05-15-2019 07:42 PM #40
      You can't run from the law.
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      05-15-2019 07:43 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by LT1M21Stingray View Post
      You can't run from the law.
      ...if you can't run.
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      05-15-2019 09:31 PM #42
      What I want to know is how the hell did they get his weight if he hasn’t been out of the trailer?

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      05-15-2019 09:35 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
      ...if you can't move.
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      05-15-2019 09:37 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      What I want to know is how the hell did they get his weight if he hasn’t been out of the trailer?

      Area vs mass. And a formula/guess.

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      05-16-2019 07:10 AM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      What I want to know is how the hell did they get his weight if he hasn’t been out of the trailer?
      USGS seismic results?
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      05-16-2019 07:38 AM #46
      two words:

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      05-16-2019 07:39 AM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      What I want to know is how the hell did they get his weight if he hasn’t been out of the trailer?
      the Carnie (y?) was in town

      guess your weight $1
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      05-16-2019 07:43 AM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by Strange Mud View Post
      the Carnie (y?) was in town

      guess your weight $1
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      05-16-2019 07:59 AM #49
      If this guy gets sent to jail, they will have to build a special area of jail just to accommodate this guy so he can be properly raped.

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      05-16-2019 08:12 AM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      If this guy gets sent to jail, they will have to build a special area of jail just to accommodate this guy so he can be properly raped.
      "Everybody is trying to get a piece of me"

      Well yeah, there's enough for the entire block.
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