I bought this car with the intention that I was #BoutThatLife, but soon realized I didn’t even know how to drive a stick. My Mom is making me sell this so I can buy a Civic or a Subaru
and fit in with the rest of my old high school friends. The car does in fact run, but doesn’t drive. The car is more rare than 4 MINT CONDITION Charzard Pokémon cards (which is rare
in case you didn’t know those were rare). I have a video of these guys getting it running, and even driving on 7/2/2015 before I bought it. I brought it home when my parents were out
of town, and have since deeply regretted that decision. My girlfriend is mad at me over my decision making skills (or lack thereof), and my Xbox Live friends are making fun of me for
buying this car…. I asked the guy I bought it from what he planned to do with it, and he said he wanted to “slam it, and bag it”… the car doesn’t appear to have a basketball hoop anywhere,
nor can I find any bags around that will fit over the car. I’m truly at a loss, and don’t know what else to do other than to sell it. I found these specs online that help better describe this ancient car............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................
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• Datsun B210 Sedan
• 4-door sedan body type – #4DoorsMore……You get it.
• RWD (this means rear-wheel drive), manual 5-speed gearbox (it has 5 gears)
• Gasoline engine with displacement: 1172 cm3 / 71.4 cui, advertised power: 38 48 kW / 51 64 hp = IT’S NOT FAST
• Size/Dimensions = It’s about the size of a modern day Fiat.
• Actual Weight: 1759 lbs.
• Current Weight (backseat, headliner, and rear carpet has been removed along with other items in the backseat) – why you ask? #WeightReductionBro = 1450 lbs.
• OMG HOW FAST DOES THIS GO? 90 mph (declared by factory) But let’s be real, you’re going to TWIN TURBO this beauty.
• Acceleration: 0- 60 mph 16 s; 0- 100 km/h 17.3 s (a-c simulation); 1/4 mile drag time (402 m) 20.4 s (a-c simulation) – Paul Walker would be disappointed if you didn’t turn this into a 10 second car. Don’t mind these mediocre speed tests, you’re better than that.
• Fuel Consumption (#MPGsYo #PriusLyfe): average estimated by a-c: 37.4 mpg (city) / 57.2 mpg (freeway) = You’ll be saving all this money so you don’t have to switch to Geiko and save 15% on car insurance. Geiko sucks. Have you ever tried dealing with them?
• Extras: #JDM Shift knob, a stereo with an iPhone plugin thingy, a “Fantastico Pughsay Magnetico 5000” (not sure what that means exactly), about $2.47 in change, and a box of parts with #ThingsWithStuff in it
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I do not take payments (I’m poor, and not Zions Bank), I do not want to trade you cars, rims, clothes, gift cards, dogs, cats, sisters, Pokémon cards, Yu Gi Oh cards, button collections, ant farms, or your 1-Year membership at Vasa gym…they’re basically giving out free memberships these days, don’t try and push your incorrect lifting #Crossfit lifestyle onto me. Anyway, I’m in summer school right now, and am gone most nights until 7:30 pm. If you want to come see this, or want to buy it, plan on bringing a truck and a trailer to tow this green goblin away. If you feel like texting me to waste my time, go play with your Tonka trucks and kick rocks instead. The longer I have this car, the longer I have to deal with the shame I’ve brought upon my family name for not buying a car my parents approve of ☹.