Maybe you’ve been following along with our Post & Win reader appreciation campaign. If you are, then you know that we’ve thus far given away mostly car covers and yesterday a Forza Horizon 2 gift pack. Today, this day before the day before Christmas, we’ve decided to take on the practice of re-gifting misfit toys under the guise of a Secret Santa gift program.
Okay, this isn’t so secret. You know it’s coming from the fine folks (or rather the now clean storage closet) at Audi of America and shipped via Fourtitude. Also, near as we can tell, none of these items are used.
If you’ve been part of a truly textbook Secret Santa campaign, you’ve either re-gifted or received the things that supposedly nobody wants. With that in mind, we’ve dug through our pile of goods in order to pick out the most random and oddball stuff. We suspect these will appeal to someone out there and we’re willing to ship it out to that special person. If you are that person, you just have to be first to claim it in our discussion forum linked below via the red icon and link that says “To see what others are saying about this article or to check out what others are saying, check out our comments here.” Click on that. Facebook comments (positioned below that) aren’t part of the claiming process.
Oh, a few other things. First, we need a U.S. shipping address. We’re not shipping this junk abroad. Next, don’t hog it up. If you don’t have a car it’ll fit, don’t take it from someone who does…. unless it is the end of the day December 23 and nobody’s claimed it…. in which case, be a greedy little bastard and help us get this stuff out of here. Last, we make no claims regarding inconsistencies, missing pieces, directions, etc. We believe it’s all there, but we haven’t examined every package… however… it’s free, so don’t blast us for a missing clip or whatever. Deal with it. That’s part of the joy of a crappy Secret Santa gift.
Want to know what we have? Here’s a rundown. We’ll assign these to people in the order in which they’re claimed in our discussion forum linked here (FORUMS link below and NOT the Facebook comments).
1- Audi Leather PDA Case – perhaps it’ll work with your Palm Pilot or Handspring Visor.
1- Audi Wallet/Money Clip
4- Leather Audi Q7 key visual key chains
1 DVD Nav update (2013 edition)
1 Silver Key fob cover (TT Mk2/B7/R8 key style)
1- MQB A3 trunk sill protector, clear plastic
1- Audi Backpack – nylon backpack with aluminum carabiner
1- Canvas Trunk Box
1- B6 A4 sunroof deflector
2- B5 A4 side window deflector
1- Audi car wash mit
1- Audi first aid kit
4- B5 A4 (Highly) polished grille trim strips
1- Audi Rave glasses – LED, blinking, Kanye style louvers
1- B5 A4 Bra
1 – C3 80/90 Bra
1- Extendable Ice Scraper
1- Set of Audi Valve stem caps
2 C5 A6 window deflectors (rear)
Oh, one other thing. This is a free giveaway of random things. If you need this stuff by Christmas, go find something at a different giveaway. This one makes no guarantees on delivery by Christmas. Items will be shipped out via UPS Ground where applicable and maybe on Dec 26 if we are having too much fun making cookies or whatever rather than shipping out your stuff before the holiday.