I'm getting mixed signals from you guys....leave the keys in it, don't leave the keys in it. Yes or no? YES OR NO?
I'm in Philly, it wouldn't be hard to find a shady spot to leave it in. It might be harder to find a not shady spot.
(disclaimer: this is a joke, I am not seriously considering insurance fraud)
In other news I am really beginning to feel like I got up at 3AM this morning. I really hope the waitress won't let me drown in my beer.