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      10-17-2020 05:11 PM #26
      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!

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      10-17-2020 05:23 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Dammit. I thought we were in for a brand new Juniper Monkeys saga. Anything to brighten up this **** azz year!
      DO YOU KNOW FLORIDA MAN.
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      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      10-17-2020 05:43 PM #28
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      DO YOU KNOW FLORIDA MAN. <img src="https://www.vwvortex.com/Anthony/Smilies/mad.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Mad" class="inlineimg" />

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      10-17-2020 08:11 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by DrivinAW8 View Post
      Once you’ve known one Florida Man, you known them all.
      Somebody knows something
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      10-17-2020 09:37 PM #30
      Someone must know more.
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      10-17-2020 09:42 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Iroczgirl View Post
      Someone must know more.
      It must be found!
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      10-18-2020 10:18 AM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      May the fishtanks of our neighbors smile upon cars that make forward progress.
      How did I miss this post
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      10-18-2020 11:53 AM #33
      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.

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      10-18-2020 02:50 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by jaystone View Post
      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.
      It was you wasn’t it, admit it you are Florida man
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      10-18-2020 03:25 PM #35
      I thought this was fresh JM content , but it’s snot.
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      10-18-2020 04:41 PM #36
      Man this dude was something special. I'm guessing his masters degree was in English literature
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      10-18-2020 05:17 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      I thought this was fresh JM content , but it’s snot.
      Maybe if you find the car it will be
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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      10-18-2020 05:20 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by jaystone View Post
      fiddy fiddy chance its a drift missile or LS swapped. preferably both.
      I have done extensive reading on Florida and, to the best of my understanding, it has either been converted into an airboat or lashed to a bunch of empty oil drums to make a floating elementary school.
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      Yesterday 04:12 PM #39
      Nobody knows anything?!?
      Last edited by crashmtb; Yesterday at 04:16 PM.
      Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
      If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.

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