:facepalm:less keep the party going :beer:
i vote shes still hot.
plus low self esteem means ive got a shot. :snowcool:
Because America.Poor girl, abused by Hollywood and the sick powers that roll there, and all anyone wants to talk about is whether they'd have sex with her or not because of how she looks. :sly:
I would put a plate frame on it that said, "How's my driving? Call 1 800 Platinum Motorsports" and be happy either way.Now if you were the manager leasing the car to her; would you do it hoping she would not crash it or hoping that she would crash it for the free promotions?
She should start by doing her parents Night Stalker-style. They are a big part of why she has turned out the way she has. Total pieces of sh:t.:thumbup:
idk how people deal with it. id have a seriously hard time not mass murdering the paparazzi once i got tired of just ****ing with them all the time.
I can't believe I just used TMZ as a credible source. a) because it's TMZ, and b) they spelled brakes "brakes."Lindsay Lohan is now telling friends the breaks on her rented Porsche DIDN'T WORK and that's why she slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler ... TMZ has learned.
As TMZ first reported, in the moments following the accident, Lindsay claimed the semi-truck cut her off ... and that is what caused the accident. The driver of the truck told TMZ that was not the case and has witnesses to back up his tale.
According to our sources, Lindsay is sticking with the "truck cut me off!!!" story, but with a twist ... she claims she slammed on the brakes ... but nothing. And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash.
Lindsay is telling people she feels lucky to be alive, having only suffered cuts and bruises ... no serious injuries.
Considering her driving history, one of these days ... well, let's just say she needs a driver.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/10/lindsay-lohan-crash-brakes/
I like how you tried to misspell it and failed. :beer:I can't believe I just used TMZ as a credible source. a) because it's TMZ, and b) they spelled brakes "brakes."
I could care less if she's a danger to herself, but authorities need to keep her off the road or restrict her to a Volvo 240 painted traffic cone orange so people know she's in the area.
:laugh:Kurtis Blow wrote a cautionary tale about this.