repost, though the other thread did get locked.
ooh goody! again! again!
she has had her moments. something about freckles and skin as white as mine . . . been pretty busted awhile now, but boy, not bad for a complete trainwreck.
i am not in the market myself, but if you have the means (a rental car and an 8 ball should do), i highly recommend it.
several outlets have multiple unedited shots, but they are none the more titillating. the fact that she's working again - and playing liz taylor with first billing - is somewhat impressive. baring her breasts and providing plenty of press photos is a very canny move.
id take real girls over "perfect" ones any day. certainly take a girl that gets ****ed up and spent some time in jail to a girl thats insecure about the roundness of her belly button.
but hey, thats just me. i suppose there is a reason plastic surgery is a multibillion dollar industry.
yeah - i don't know how you blame hollywood for using up a weak young girl. that's like blaming the bathtub for making the gin. that's what it's there for.
her family, her neighborhood, her school, pedophiles, these are the engines of our demise. if only we could teach people to value noble and victimless aspirations.
i guess now that i included pedophiles, yeah, you can, go ahead: blame hollywood. but still, it's made to order.
I can't believe I just used TMZ as a credible source. a) because it's TMZ, and b) they spelled brakes "brakes."Lindsay Lohan is now telling friends the breaks on her rented Porsche DIDN'T WORK and that's why she slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler ... TMZ has learned.
As TMZ first reported, in the moments following the accident, Lindsay claimed the semi-truck cut her off ... and that is what caused the accident. The driver of the truck told TMZ that was not the case and has witnesses to back up his tale.
According to our sources, Lindsay is sticking with the "truck cut me off!!!" story, but with a twist ... she claims she slammed on the brakes ... but nothing. And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash.
Lindsay is telling people she feels lucky to be alive, having only suffered cuts and bruises ... no serious injuries.
Considering her driving history, one of these days ... well, let's just say she needs a driver.
"Brakes failed" is about a likely as "OMG BLACK ICE!!" or "OMG HYDROPLANED!!!"
Last edited by McBanagon; 06-10-2012 at 02:16 PM.
First the truck cut her off, then the brakes failed, and tomorrow her story will be that a posse of ninja possums darted out of the bushes and she swerved to avoid them.
Or she could take responsibility for the accident but that would be the most unlikely scenario.