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Meet The Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner In The World

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#1 ·
http://m.jalopnik.com/5893665/meet-the-most-stereotypical-lamborghini-owner-in-the-world

He owns a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador with the license plate "WINNING." He calls his girlfriend "Concubine." He loves strippers. He lives in Long Island. He is a divorce attorney. He knows Ice-T.

His name is Bryan Salamone and he is the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner in the world.
Call me a hater because I don't have the money Salamone has — and probably never will. But after perusing the Facebook page (NSFW) for his Bullrun team I'm not sure I ever want to make that much money.
 
#131 ·
Anyone else find it funny that this divorce attorney's last name rhymes with alimony? Also I just assume now when you call someone a DeltaBravo you're actually just saying I am jelly of your lifestyle.
 
#136 ·
Good for him. Nothing he does effects me. Party on lawyer dude...
 
#143 ·
Without reading past the first page this thread and article is a bit redic. I've met Bryan and seen Bryan at many car shows over the summer and he is a true car guy and is just out there to have fun. No need for me to explain everything but I will say everything he says in his response letter is legit (knowing his personal stories aside).

It sucks that poking around at someones facebook led the author to miscategorize and wrongfully stereotype a person and an entire area.
 
#144 ·
Life's too short.

Do what you love doing as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

Too many people now-a-days don't keep to themselves and mind their own business.

Fck me I'd love to party with this guy, although his lady friend isn't particular appealing to me.
 
#148 ·
this guy is high on $$$. hes ugly, looks short, deals with mentally-unstable divorcees all day, so no wonder he goes off the deep end as far as "living" goes (making fun of rich people for spending money like idiots is the same as making fun of poor people for being dirty, smelly, or uneducated - hillarious but insensitive)

if i had that kind of money, i would probably own an S&M dungeon with many slaves, and maybe a factory in China. showing money off to the internet/tv audiences is lame
 
#149 ·
He defends people accused of spousal abuse, right?

Maybe this whole thing is to show said accused abusers how to have a good time and never end up on their end of a divorce again... TAKE THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF THE SPOUSE SMILING WHILE DOING IT! And never ever sign legal marriage paperwork

-or-

This could be some sort of in depth research project into the lives of his clients that got way out of control
 
#153 ·
Its hilarious that you're so insecure; that you feel justified insulting Bryan. He happens to be a hell of a nice guy, who's generous, outgoing, and an all around good person.

Say what you want. I befriended him on f/b, and looked through his posts, pics, etc. The guy would have a fine social life without the money.
 
#159 ·
You mean his wife?!

Hasn't this already run its course? With the people calling him names without knowing him having to eat crow when he issued his well thought out and humble response?

With the tabloid reporting by jalopnik not even issuing an apology for dragging some innocent guys name trough the mud.
 
#160 · (Edited)
Look who I just met this morning at a meet/cruise in Freeport



His hooker/wife/mistress is beyond disgusting in person. A loud mouth, the worst skin I've seen since over cooked bacon, and implants that would make any porn star feeble and wearing a fur coat that would make Walt Frazier jealous.

The only way I could describe her skin would be.. If you put baloney in a broiler for 35 minutes.

Not to mention, this asshat pulled into the parking lot about 90mph for some reason.
He's got on ostrich cowboy boots and some shirt degrading women bragging about being a Vip anywhere in Vegas, while some fat a$$hole is kissing his a$$ looking like a damn fool.
"one day I want to be like salamone! To be like salamone is reaching new heights!!"
They were meant to be together.
 
#164 ·
can't tell whats more orange, the brake caliper, the outlines on the body of the car or that plastic in the drivers seat.
 
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