He owns a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador with the license plate "WINNING." He calls his girlfriend "Concubine." He loves strippers. He lives in Long Island. He is a divorce attorney. He knows Ice-T.
His name is Bryan Salamone and he is the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner in the world.
Call me a hater because I don't have the money Salamone has — and probably never will. But after perusing the Facebook page (NSFW) for his Bullrun team I'm not sure I ever want to make that much money.
agreed. Laughed so hard while reading that best line was " He hangs out with Ice-T, which is maybe the only redeeming thing about him. We like Ice-T," :laugh::laugh:
This isn't the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner. This is the most stereotypical ass clown.
There's ass clowns everywhere. YOU might even be an ass clown. Why is it that we don't know if you are or aren't? Because you don't have the money this guy does. As cliche' as it is, money doesn't buy taste/class/blah blah. The only reason this guy is considered whatever it is he's considered, is because he has the money and resources to flaunt it.
He is the equivalent of a BMW douchebag, or a ricer, or better yet who gives a ****. Let this guy do whatever he wants.
But if I had that much money I would be so classy. Nice old house, batcave full of old cars, one good lover, horses, gardening, wine and cheese, cappuccinos and joints, that care-free feeling of summer breezes... you know, the whole deal. What rich people used to aspire to for a reason. :laugh:
This isn't the front page of the New York Times. It's ****ing Jalopnik. It's there for us to get a laugh. Yeah, it's his money and his girlfriend, and he is a douche, and I will laugh at him for it. Lighten up, Franciseseses.
If his clients knew the real him, then I don't think he would afford anymore Lamborghinis. When you have a job like that, why post images almost public like that?
And another thing. Does the world hate America because we're sex-hating Puritans or hedonistic sex crazed douches who parade our women around like whores? You fun-hating "America is terrible" pantywaists need to get your goddamn stories straight.
Haterz gon get up at 7:30 am tomorrow and drive to their sh*tty job in their sh*tty economy car (that has soul of course ).
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