More like the most stereotypical wealthy Long Islander in the world.
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http://m.jalopnik.com/5893665/meet-t...r-in-the-world
He owns a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador with the license plate "WINNING." He calls his girlfriend "Concubine." He loves strippers. He lives in Long Island. He is a divorce attorney. He knows Ice-T.
His name is Bryan Salamone and he is the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner in the world.
Call me a hater because I don't have the money Salamone has — and probably never will. But after perusing the Facebook page (NSFW) for his Bullrun team I'm not sure I ever want to make that much money.
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#2
More like the most stereotypical wealthy Long Islander in the world.
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#4
This isn't the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner. This is the most stereotypical ass clown.
There's ass clowns everywhere. YOU might even be an ass clown. Why is it that we don't know if you are or aren't? Because you don't have the money this guy does. As cliche' as it is, money doesn't buy taste/class/blah blah. The only reason this guy is considered whatever it is he's considered, is because he has the money and resources to flaunt it.
He is the equivalent of a BMW douchebag, or a ricer, or better yet who gives a ****. Let this guy do whatever he wants.
#5
Hard to tell...does he have a pony-tail? Prerequisite.
#6
Why does anyone care what he does with his money and calls his girlfriend?
And the writer is the very definition of a hater.
#8
But if I had that much money I would be so classy. Nice old house, batcave full of old cars, one good lover, horses, gardening, wine and cheese, cappuccinos and joints, that care-free feeling of summer breezes... you know, the whole deal. What rich people used to aspire to for a reason.
Being an assclown is so 80s.
#9
And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America
agreed. Laughed so hard while reading that best line was " He hangs out with Ice-T, which is maybe the only redeeming thing about him. We like Ice-T,"
#10
Why do people insist on typing this inanity?And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America
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#12
Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.
The writer is a definition of a hater.
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#14
No it isn't. One a**hole in Long Island isn't why the world hates America. It's why everyone hates Long Island.
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#15
What a douche! A successful one..
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#16
Cease and desist order / takedown request from that attorney in 3...2...1...
#17
Jalopnik is the worst.
If they want to do hit jobs on people, why not start with fellow Gawker employee and set their sights on AJ Daulerio.
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#18
2 Words: Long Island.
'nuff said. no surprise there, come take a ride around - you'll see what we mean!
#19
Ignorance.
Yep...America is the land of the hater. If you can't keep up with the Jones', hate on them.
Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.
The writer is a definition of a hater.
Yep. I cringe when people write stupid isht like that.
#20
If his clients knew the real him, then I don't think he would afford anymore Lamborghinis. When you have a job like that, why post images almost public like that?
#21
ITT: People who only have seen rich people on the internet.
I would love to spin you off the road into a ditch.
#23
Of course he lives here
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#24
True.. but I guess they'll find out soon enough!
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#25
I think there's a preconceived notion that the bigger of an ******* you are, the better of a lawyer you're bound to be. So there's a chance that his clients have heard tale of his personal life.
#26
Still LOSING in my book.
Broke joke he is
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#29
Why does anyone care what he does with his money and calls his girlfriend?
And the writer is the very definition of a hater.This isn't the front page of the New York Times. It's ****ing Jalopnik. It's there for us to get a laugh. Yeah, it's his money and his girlfriend, and he is a douche, and I will laugh at him for it. Lighten up, Franciseseses.
Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.
The writer is a definition of a hater.
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#30
This x 1000. It's not meant to be a serious piece, clearly.
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#31
Oh, yeah, there's no materialistic, narcissistic, womanizing trash ANYWHERE but America. Riiiiight.And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America
Dude looks downright classy next to your average club-going European or supercar driving Arab.
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#33
On his company website, the "transparent" sales pitch video on background text is impressive. Simple idea and 1st time I see it.
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#34
Watch out; he will sue you.
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#35
What do you mean "looks like?"
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