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    1. 03-15-2012 03:57 PM #1
      http://m.jalopnik.com/5893665/meet-t...r-in-the-world

      He owns a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador with the license plate "WINNING." He calls his girlfriend "Concubine." He loves strippers. He lives in Long Island. He is a divorce attorney. He knows Ice-T.

      His name is Bryan Salamone and he is the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner in the world.
      Call me a hater because I don't have the money Salamone has — and probably never will. But after perusing the Facebook page (NSFW) for his Bullrun team I'm not sure I ever want to make that much money.
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      03-15-2012 04:04 PM #2
      More like the most stereotypical wealthy Long Islander in the world.
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      03-15-2012 04:05 PM #3
      And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America

    4. 03-15-2012 04:13 PM #4
      This isn't the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner. This is the most stereotypical ass clown.

      There's ass clowns everywhere. YOU might even be an ass clown. Why is it that we don't know if you are or aren't? Because you don't have the money this guy does. As cliche' as it is, money doesn't buy taste/class/blah blah. The only reason this guy is considered whatever it is he's considered, is because he has the money and resources to flaunt it.

      He is the equivalent of a BMW douchebag, or a ricer, or better yet who gives a ****. Let this guy do whatever he wants.

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      03-15-2012 04:15 PM #5
      Hard to tell...does he have a pony-tail? Prerequisite.

    6. 03-15-2012 04:17 PM #6
      Why does anyone care what he does with his money and calls his girlfriend?

      And the writer is the very definition of a hater.

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      03-15-2012 04:23 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by This is my username View Post
      This isn't the most stereotypical Lamborghini owner. This is the most stereotypical ass clown.

      There's ass clowns everywhere. YOU might even be an ass clown. Why is it that we don't know if you are or aren't? Because you don't have the money this guy does. As cliche' as it is, money doesn't buy taste/class/blah blah. The only reason this guy is considered whatever it is he's considered, is because he has the money and resources to flaunt it.

      He is the equivalent of a BMW douchebag, or a ricer, or better yet who gives a ****. Let this guy do whatever he wants.
      But if I had that much money I would be so classy. Nice old house, batcave full of old cars, one good lover, horses, gardening, wine and cheese, cappuccinos and joints, that care-free feeling of summer breezes... you know, the whole deal. What rich people used to aspire to for a reason.

      Being an assclown is so 80s.

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      03-15-2012 04:27 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by AggvGtivr6 View Post
      And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America

      agreed. Laughed so hard while reading that best line was " He hangs out with Ice-T, which is maybe the only redeeming thing about him. We like Ice-T,"

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      03-15-2012 04:32 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by AggvGtivr6 View Post
      And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America
      Why do people insist on typing this inanity?
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      03-15-2012 04:32 PM #11

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      03-15-2012 04:33 PM #12


      Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.

      The writer is a definition of a hater.
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      03-15-2012 04:35 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by VarianceVQ View Post
      Why do people insist on typing this inanity?
      because it's true

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      03-15-2012 04:38 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by AggvGtivr6 View Post
      because it's true

      No it isn't. One a**hole in Long Island isn't why the world hates America. It's why everyone hates Long Island.
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      03-15-2012 04:39 PM #15
      What a douche! A successful one..

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      03-15-2012 04:40 PM #16
      Cease and desist order / takedown request from that attorney in 3...2...1...
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      03-15-2012 04:43 PM #17
      Jalopnik is the worst.

      If they want to do hit jobs on people, why not start with fellow Gawker employee and set their sights on AJ Daulerio.

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      03-15-2012 05:09 PM #18
      2 Words: Long Island.

      'nuff said. no surprise there, come take a ride around - you'll see what we mean!

    19. 03-15-2012 05:38 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by VarianceVQ View Post
      Why do people insist on typing this inanity?
      Ignorance.

      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post


      Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.

      The writer is a definition of a hater.
      Yep...America is the land of the hater. If you can't keep up with the Jones', hate on them.

      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      No it isn't. One a**hole in Long Island isn't why the world hates America. It's why everyone hates Long Island.
      Yep. I cringe when people write stupid isht like that.

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      03-15-2012 05:41 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by BMP_3918 View Post
      What a douche! A successful one..
      If his clients knew the real him, then I don't think he would afford anymore Lamborghinis. When you have a job like that, why post images almost public like that?

    21. 03-15-2012 05:42 PM #21
      ITT: People who only have seen rich people on the internet.
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      That door handle is horrible. I wish they would've used a flap-style integrated into the crease.
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      03-15-2012 06:01 PM #23
      Of course he lives here
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      Something something haters something YOLO, etc.
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      03-15-2012 06:06 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by 1Point8TDan View Post
      If his clients knew the real him, then I don't think he would afford anymore Lamborghinis. When you have a job like that, why post images almost public like that?
      True.. but I guess they'll find out soon enough!

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      03-15-2012 06:11 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by 1Point8TDan View Post
      If his clients knew the real him, then I don't think he would afford anymore Lamborghinis. When you have a job like that, why post images almost public like that?
      I think there's a preconceived notion that the bigger of an ******* you are, the better of a lawyer you're bound to be. So there's a chance that his clients have heard tale of his personal life.
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      Quote Originally Posted by emmettlodge View Post
      I've sucd di lsks bigger than. You

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      03-15-2012 06:11 PM #26
      Still LOSING in my book.

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    27. 03-15-2012 07:17 PM #27
      "His woman"
      Last edited by Rubbin Dubbin; 03-15-2012 at 07:26 PM.

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      03-15-2012 07:41 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Rubbin Dubbin View Post
      "His woman"
      boo...

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      03-15-2012 07:41 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by surefooted View Post
      Why does anyone care what he does with his money and calls his girlfriend?

      And the writer is the very definition of a hater.
      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post


      Only in America its a very important "news" what somebody does with their money.

      The writer is a definition of a hater.
      This isn't the front page of the New York Times. It's ****ing Jalopnik. It's there for us to get a laugh. Yeah, it's his money and his girlfriend, and he is a douche, and I will laugh at him for it. Lighten up, Franciseseses.
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    30. 03-15-2012 07:45 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Yo Teach View Post
      This isn't the front page of the New York Times. It's ****ing Jalopnik. It's there for us to get a laugh. Yeah, it's his money and his girlfriend, and he is a douche, and I will laugh at him for it. Lighten up, Franciseseses.
      This x 1000. It's not meant to be a serious piece, clearly.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I was more annoyed with the implication of being a Browns fan.

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      03-15-2012 07:48 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by AggvGtivr6 View Post
      And we wonder why the rest of the world hates America
      Oh, yeah, there's no materialistic, narcissistic, womanizing trash ANYWHERE but America. Riiiiight.


      Dude looks downright classy next to your average club-going European or supercar driving Arab.

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      03-15-2012 07:49 PM #32
      she looks like a whore
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    33. 03-15-2012 07:51 PM #33
      On his company website, the "transparent" sales pitch video on background text is impressive. Simple idea and 1st time I see it.
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    34. 03-15-2012 07:51 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by mr lee View Post
      she looks like a whore
      Watch out; he will sue you.
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    35. 03-15-2012 07:52 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by mr lee View Post
      she looks like a whore
      What do you mean "looks like?"
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I was more annoyed with the implication of being a Browns fan.

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