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      01-11-2012 09:42 AM #1
      http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/iran-ufo-drone/

      Late last month, Iran put on display what it insisted was a captured American stealth drone. At the time, Tehran claimed it brought down the RQ-170 with a sophisticated electronic attack. Nonsense, says one Iranian engineer who claims to have inside knowledge of the drone-nab. The Islamic Republic used force fields and flying saucers to subdue and capture the unmanned aircraft.



      Meet Mehran Tavakoli Keshe, who purports to be the father of the RQ-170 abduction. In a recent post to his eponymous foundation’s online forums, Keshe claims the Iranians used “advanced space technology” that he pioneered. “The craft has been air-picked-up and been put down on its belly through the use of field forces,” Keshe writes.


      The U.S. has yet to confirm that the drone Iran claims to have is actually the stealthy “Beast of Kandahar,”
      and the yellow model that Iran has peddled out looks like it’s made out of fondant, like a drone-shaped cake constructed for an episode of Food Network Challenge.



      Keshe claims that the drone looks as smooth and clean as it does in Iran’s propaganda photos because his force fields intercepted the RQ-170, like a tractor beam would, and deposited it gently to Iranian soil. As summarized by Pure Energy Systems News, Keshe’s technology, part of an “Iranian [flying] saucer program,” harnesses “a fusion reaction that manipulates dark matter, regular matter, and antimatter.”

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      01-11-2012 09:54 AM #2
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      01-11-2012 09:55 AM #3
      Landing gear is tricky to fake.

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      01-11-2012 11:50 AM #4
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      Landing gear is tricky to fake.
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      01-11-2012 12:07 PM #6
      Tractor beam you say???

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      01-11-2012 01:50 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Perhaps they can use this tractor beam technology to create a building to display captured enemy hardware instead of using a high school gym?
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      01-11-2012 09:03 PM #8
      Keshe sees his technology as benefiting space travel more than anything else. It allegedly solves all the problems relating to space flight.

      Here is a short list of what it is capable of accomplishing, according to him.



      Extremely fast speeds that would allow for rapid travel through the solar system and beyond. A round trip to Mars, with a stop at the moon, would take a few days.

      Deflector fields that can destroy tiny particles that could impact and destroy a vehicle traveling at high speed.

      Friction removal, so there is no effect from environmental friction as the vehicle travels through the atmosphere.

      Inertial damping so that the occupants of a craft would not feel accelerations.

      Force fields that can block space radiation.

      Artificial gravity so that the occupants would be able to live and work just like they do on Earth, without having to worry about the effect of weightlessness on their body.

      Invisibility or cloaking technology.

      Replicators or the ability to turn energy into food and water.

      Healing technology to address injuries or sickness that might arise.

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      01-11-2012 09:09 PM #9
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      01-14-2012 10:28 AM #10
      this thread gets a bump from me because it's pure comedy.

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      01-14-2012 10:35 AM #11
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      this thread gets a bump from me because it's pure comedy.
      Not till TIG gets in here, it's not.

      For now we'll have to settle for semi-pure.

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      01-14-2012 11:51 AM #12
      Only Iran would be dumb enough to use superior technology to steal useless junk.
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      01-14-2012 11:51 AM #13


      INTERVIEW with Keshe

      Iranian Saucer Connection

      The critical issue I see is to get verification that his technology is being used in the Iranian flying saucer. We need some sort of official reference, statement, or document directly linking his technology to the craft. I have emailed Keshe a list of questions about his connection to the saucer. The questions I asked are as follows, along with the answers he provided [below, after "A:"] on April 07, 2011 12:46 AM Mountain time:

      1) I believe I heard you say in a recent interview there is a video of your reactor producing lift, but it has not been made public. When do you think it might be made public?

      A: This is the decision of the Iranian government.


      2) Is there any reference you can provide that would directly link your technology to the technology used in Iran's flying saucer?

      A: We have been Publishing this for two years and I have just returned from Iran in January for 7 day visit, which has been documented on my forum. and we said Iran will show space technology on their own time, ask the Canadian government officials who took all my documents in Toronto from me in the air hijacking, they tell you who and where I was developing In Iran.


      3) Have you personally seen Iran's flying saucer? If so, where and in what circumstance?

      A: I built the initial system for lift and tested for them 2.5 years ago in Iran. Iran up to then was producing rockets and never even talked about spaceship program.


      4) Did you supervise the design, construction, and testing of the saucer? If not, who did and how can we get into contact with them?


      5) Can you describe the physical and performance characteristics of Iran's saucer? For example...


      - What element does it use to produce plasma?

      A: basic elements


      - How much lifting force does it produce?

      A: This is not relevant in Magravs positioning systems


      - What is its range?

      A: to any destination, these systems do not have a rang as propulsion system.


      - How fast can it fly?

      A: speed thousands of times speed of sound in space condition


      - Is it easily scalable to a larger size?

      A: Your scale is field strength dependent


      - Can it travel to Earth orbit or beyond?

      A: Plan is for Mars [Iranian Shia belief proscribes landing on the Moon].


      - What does it look like?

      A: A disk


      6) Do you have any photos of the saucer? Would you be willing to share such an image to be featured on PESN?


      7) Is there any additional information about Iran's saucer you can provide?

      A: Watch the Iranian space release. I reckon the first landing on Earth display will be in Jerusalem as I have explained before and if you understand the political language of Middle East.

      http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com/...s-forward.html
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      01-14-2012 11:53 AM #14
      http://articles.timesofindia.indiati...al-photography

      LONDON: An aircraft created by scientists in Iran is, they claim, the world's first flying saucer.

      The unmanned spaceship, called the Zohal or Saturn in English, is designed for "aerial imaging" but can be used for "various missions" .

      The hardline Fars news agency illustrated its story with a photo of a flying saucer, similar to one appearing in a 1950s Hollywood B-movie , hovering over an unidentified wooded landscape. The reports gave no indication of the spaceship's size.

      But they indicated it was small by claiming, somewhat bizarrely, that it can also fly indoors.

      "Easy transportation and launch and flying, making less noise, are some of the advantages of the device ," the Daily Mail quoted ISNA, Iran's students' news agency, as saying in its report. "The device belonging to the new generation of vertical flyers is designed for aerial photography."

      "It is equipped with autopilot, image stabiliser and GPS and has a separate system for aerial recording with full HD quality."

      The flying saucer was reported to have been unveiled at an exhibition of "strategic technologies" attended by Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

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      01-14-2012 12:06 PM #15
      This is the pic Iran provided with their press release in March of 2011. Zohal is the name of the saucer.


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      01-14-2012 12:10 PM #16
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      01-14-2012 12:10 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      This is the pic Iran provided with their press release in March of 2011. Zohal is the name of the saucer.
      Looks legit to me.
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      01-14-2012 12:13 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      INTERVIEW with Keshe
      Didn't know she was a designer of flying saucer propulsion technology
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      01-14-2012 12:21 PM #19
      Dialogue starts at 3:30



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      01-14-2012 12:34 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Dialogue starts at 3:30



      Holy ****. She's let herself go. Thank Allah she's not wearing lip shorts there!
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      01-14-2012 12:45 PM #21
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